I don't remember having allergies like this EVER before. I hate you Colorado nature, you SUCK.
On an unrelated note: I want to get/make a keyboard WITH NO CAPS LOCK KEY, because it only gets in the way so it accidDENTALLy gets PRESSed in tHE MIDDLe of WHatevER yOu'RE TYPIng... It is utterly useless.