Things I have Entered in the Search box on Warren Ellis' site:

-Nuclear-Powered Wanking Machine
-Floaty Disembodied Vagina S3x
-Tit Party
-"That's 9000 volts... RIGHT IN THE TESTICLES!"
-Rectal Drill
-Psychotic Back-Door Pulse Fu[king
-Zomborgy
-Military Fetish
-Man-Douche
-Oozing Smashed Testicles (From Derek)
-Palm-humping

Don't google these phrases. As I'm sure many of them actually *exist*.