In the unlikely event that nature is a sentient, anthropomorphic being capable of reading blogs, then I need to inform it of something:

1. When I receive my utility heating bill this month, I will expect a payment from you to cover the increase in cost as a result of your arctic bitch-fit this past week.
2. You owe me about $10 in gas expended to warm up my car.

I will accept verifyable check or cash. If payment is not received than I will appeal to God to revoke your winter weather privliges (permanently).
You will be responsible for all divine legal costs.

Have a nice f***ing day, nature. I know I haven't \_/