Thursday, August 04, 2005

Papayas! Oh, my God THE PAPAYAS!

I need to make those banannas into smoothies before THEY MELT.

I've started packing my things IN BOXES. awesome boxes, that I have turned inside-out and therefore HAVE NOTHING ON THEM!
No unpaid advertising for whatever product was previously shipped in the boxes for me!
Those companies can pay for their OWN advertising. Nyah!

My brother loves Making Fiends now that I've shown it to him. He finds it incredibly funny.

Between the Fiend Making and the Cowboy Beebop and the Zoids. I think I might explode from watching so many cartoons.
And OMFG, watching the entirity of Fiends in one night, then an episode of Beebop, THEN three episodes of Zoids gives you the most FUCKED UP DREAMS EVER. Period.

So Vendetta walks into the class room and calls Charlotte stupid, and hands her a box (as usual) presumably containing some kind of "Fiend" which she hopes will do something horrible to Charlotte (but doesn't ever) THEN, some grungy old crazy guy with blood shot eyes who is obviously toked up on some kind of narcotic bursts through the room with a suitcase leaking money. Charlotte sees this and responds with a "Whee! Money!" and then precedes to sing about it.
"Money... is very green, Money... doesn't have a spleen, Money... buys you things."
Vendetta tells her to shut up and the giant hampster grunts.
Then there are gun shots and the grungy guy blows up with and covers that blue kid in blood. He says, "My Innocence!"
Then Zeke crashes through the wall and Mr. Milk says nervously, "Oh, no... Vendetta... Is... this.. yours... too?"
Vendetta then states, "No, that thing is no fiend. He is cute and cuddly. And not animated in the same style as the rest of my fiends. Stupid person!"
Then Zeke eats all of the clams and liver, causing the blue kid to say, "My Lunch!"
Then the food gets jammed up in his system and he makes a bunch of weird noises shortly before Jet runs in and asks the class, "Excuse me children, but did you see where the crazy dirty guy with the blood-shot eyes, carrying a suitcase full of cash went?"
Charlotte replies cheerfully, "He ran over there and then exploded! Hee hee!"
Jet's face drops and the cigarette but falls from his mouth. He says, "Oh" and puts his pistol away.
Meanwhile Zeke is writhing around on the floor as the liver and clams get more and more jammed up in his parts, as he increasingly regrets having eaten them for totally spontaneus comic relief in the first place. He always knew that one day those spontaneus nonsensical acts of comic relief would come back to bite him in the tail.
"Glarrahhhghhhhkkkk! Glahhhhhaaaaarkkkkk!" He gurgled in tinny, flanged voice.
"Well then, I don't know what's going on here, but it's time for me to leave now.", said Jet, nervously eyeing Zeke.
Finally Something inside Zeke popped and the whole room smelled like burning silicon and plastic. Then he caught fire.
"Well, um... children... um... maybe we should... um... evacuate the uh... room... If that's alright with you, Vendetta?", said Mr. Milk
"Fine then, we shall go outside and watch the school burn down because of that stuuuuupid mechanical dinosaur.", she responded.
The class evacuated and the school burnt down. THE END.

I haven't watched this many cartoons since sophomore year of high school!

DO NOT watch all of these shows consecutively in the same evening. It is bad for your health.

Comments:
hurrah! lol, i love making fiends... anyways, your dream rocked and i am jealous, lol. so yarr. guh, i havent watched any making fiends for an entire week! yeesh. have fun!
 
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