I have a job and met some of the most frighteningly normal people there.
Oh, and I don't have to work on weekends if I don't feel like it and I don't have to smile and push sales on people.

Me: 2
Bush Economy:0


Oh and now that I have internet back, I can do things like check email and post here and stuff.
This seems like an interesting time to switch the subject of discussion to the reletive size of one's porn folder.
I know people who claim to have a few gigabytes, mine is only 73 megabytes...

Ok, enough of that. You know what's funny? 94.1, a Spanish language radio station plays cooler music than all of the other clear-channel shit-pusher stations. AND THEY PLAY TECHNO! like club and stuff. Holy shit.

Oh, and right now I'm running Matt's old Pentium 4 (Northwood core) with PC133 RAM!!! NOT DDR!!!. OMFG.
did you know that you can overclock a 1.8 Ghz P4 (Northwood) to 2.4 Ghz without a significant increase in heat output? Nor would such an increase in clock speed require a voltage adjustment. But, it makes the processor just a little bit less stable.
HOW COOL IS THAT?

Oh, and Matt's new case (which I selected for it's unparalleled style and cooling properties) is way cooler than anybody else's I know.

Somehow, even cooler (in both ways) than mine

Which is why I'm either going to repaint mine, or buy another case like the one that Matt has. Because this is just the single coolest looking case ever made. Ever. And it has better cooling than any case ever made. Ever.

I'm writting a story about some people taking a trip from Arkansas to the Pacific Northwest. It has fundamentalist hicks, angsty atheism, bewildering pranks and a robot dinosaur! I don't know when I'll be done with it. Or even why I'm making it. I figured I would ball up all of the spontaneus anger toward the fundamentalist hicks, by applying to their establishment, bewildering pranks performed by angsty atheists as they travel across America on their robot dinosaur.

Yes, I am aware that I have many pictures of the last mentioned item in that particular folder I was discussing earlier in this post.
My reasoning behind this is simple: If I were to travel across America on a large computer-controlled and presumably self-aware mechanical device, it would be a robot dinosaur.

Hey, some people hang those dumb chrome testicles off the reciever hitches of their trucks to manifest their supposed masculinity or sexual prowess upon their vehicle in a way visible to anyone who happens to be unlucky enough to be behind them.
(No, seriously: I'm not kidding.)

At least mine has some class and is less, um, pornographic (in the traditional sense). I mean, really: Balls on a truck? What the fuck!