Thursday, April 27, 2006

It Draws Near



Finals, that is.
And I really don't like philosophy class. Philosophy is fine, in fact, it's interesting. But the class is less so. The professor isn't as bad as the one I had for intro last year, who basically handed out assignments that had *nothing* to do with the readings or lectures not all that unlike the one in the comic. He did this just so he could write:
"YOU ARE WRONG, YOU WEAK, FEEBLE-MINDED, SUCKBREEDING SIMPLETON. I COULD CRUSH YOU IN THE MIGHTY TALONS OF MY BRAIN, BUT I WILL SPARE YOUR INSIGNIFICANT SOULS AND NOT OVERPOWER YOUR PRECAMBRIAN GANGLIA FROM WHICH YOU HAVE SUCRETED THIS FESTERING, PUTRID RESPONSE TO MY MOST SIMPLIFIED OF ASSIGNMENTS."

There are some who probably would write that on a paper too.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Someday... # 231


Someday I will create a brand of conotraceptives, specifically condoms called "Pleasurescape"

But you all didn't need to hear that.

Monday, April 24, 2006

It Actually Bothered to Rain Last Night



I don't remember having allergies like this EVER before. I hate you Colorado nature, you SUCK.
On an unrelated note: I want to get/make a keyboard WITH NO CAPS LOCK KEY, because it only gets in the way so it accidDENTALLy gets PRESSed in tHE MIDDLe of WHatevER yOu'RE TYPIng... It is utterly useless.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

A Bit Burnt-Out on Future Theories Now



I read via Warren Ellis THIS which I found depressing. Maybe it's because I've been trying to prove to some people that peak oil is real and deserves our attention on an anime forum. It's a good thing there is a chemical engineering major (or something like that) there to back me up. I hate arguing. At the same time, I've been in a heated argument about industrial design (with the same people) which I think I may have just lost. (stupid [thing from one sci-fi series] versus [thing from other scifi series] arguments. They bring out the worst.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

It's National Pot Smoking Day

As well as National Bomb/Weapon Threat Day, Hitler's Birthday, Anniversary of Columbine, National Cheat at Pokemon Day and National Satanism Awareness Day.

I think it's also National High-Five Day (No idea why)

Bastille day is funner though. Totally.



And this is one of the coolest things I've seen in a while:
Peace Protest Tank Cosy

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Baby Shit Bomb

I think somebody attempted an act of olfactorial terrorism in the student center here and detonated a stink bomb. I'm leaving now.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

One Year

since I switched to blogger.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Mega Points to Anyone who gets this

I know Derek will fully understand this:







(It makes sense if you've ever seen (or heard) the Japanese opening to Dragonball Z)

Friday, April 07, 2006

iNecessita Ajo!

I feel ill, must be Broomfield poisoning.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Ha HA. I am using das INTARWEBEN

The domain name: xanathan-gum is now mine.

I will begin my assault on the internet shortly.

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