Friday, March 31, 2006

The Internet Am N33T

Recently of course.

In the last 48 hours:
1. Mike has made a brilliant and comicly pertinent modification to a Mac Hall comic. Awesome
2. I'm going to drop my math class, because of a really, really stupid-dumb mistake.
MANY BAD!
3. I'm starting to think I just got swindled something fierce on an order I placed last week.
4. I will be making that ZELDA+COMMUNISM=??? shirt AS SOON AS I find my iron-on media
5. I assure you: Andrew and Collette: I will have plenty of my own hangers to break, so you won't have to worry about any kind of massive hanger genocide
6. Overcompensating features a comic with Gynostryker (The natural enemy of sexism thursdays, I suppose). The name, I swear, sounds like something completely different. Seriously, change one letter, and it's the name of a (probably quite very attractive) theropod zoid.


I'm going down to Broomfield today to deliver something to parents, then I'm coming right back up on Saturday morning.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Are you ready for the drop shadow (?)

"Will anyone ever really be ready?"

...
"Not enough babies; mine more babies"
For your baby-powered base.

D00d im in ur base, FEEDING UR CATS!!!1one

O.O

[to be incorporated into something intelligible at a later date by myself]

I DON'T KNOW

The world needs:
PLUSH BESERK FURY!!!

I will make it.
(and re-learn how to sew JUST FOR THAT PURPOSE)

<.<
>.>
\ _ /



Awwwww... K


Sunday, March 26, 2006

Broomfield

Is going down.

Added to my list of things to do if and when I become a SUPER VILLAIN:

-DESTROY Broomfield completely:
-test doomsday device ON BROOMFIELD
-unleash horde of encephalophagic zombies ON BROOMFIELD
-calibrate and test destroyosaurus rex ON BROOMFIELD
-not enough kittens; mine more kittens IN BROOMFIELD!


Mike is right: the world DOES need more super heroes and super villains.
AND LESS Broomfield.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Because it's True

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As long as you can avoid stumbling across the GAY TENTACLE FURRY PORN, 4chan's /b/ can have some very funny stuff.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

SP plus 5 to FIRE MAGE

I still haven't bought staples yet.

BUT
I did make a really swell abstract painting yesterday, which has got to be the most I've accomplished on anything since two weeks ago.
Besides that, I've managed to not get anything done on anything else worthwhile.

I'm now in a point in Legacy in which I must find, kill and then re-construct one of my favorite lust objects at least twice over. When the battle is successful, it says in the textbox: "Hooray win yes" in poorly translated engrish, when my character is really crying inside with every single theropod-like enemy he must kill in randomized overworld battles. His only consolation is to discreetly make love with his own theropod-like instrument of destruction after every battle.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Zenebas Would Be Proud

And then he'd probably throw me into the Deadborder Pit.


My shopping list includes:
- Staples
- A class book I've been needing to get since a month ago
- Stickers
- Mini-clamps
- Paints
- A Pteras (finally)

and an ISO50 poster.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Spring Break: Ruined

It wasn't check fraud after all, it was my college not remembering that with addresses, EVERY SINGLE letter counts, even the 'B' after the apartment number which tells them which freaking box to put it in.
I also blame the post office here in Fort Collins, for taking an unusual amount of time in getting that single check to me.(on which the whole of my spring break plans relied upon the timely delivery of).
The annihilation of my spring break far excedes my capacity for forgiveness.
All my spring break may belong to them, but we'll see to whom some (if not all) their bases belong...
I'm in the process of filing a complaint.


I'll be sure to add both places to my:
"Things/places to destroy once I build my giant, mechanical Destroyosaurus Rex" list.

I Must be Going Crazy

Because:

Self-Proliforating Dishwares + (Interstate 35 from Austin to Denton, Texas + Colorado's Front Range) * (random pieces of poorly translated GBA emulator game) - Continuity + Elliptical text-based dialogue (rpg style) * One of Matt's enormous rental cars = The dream I had last night.


Andrew said: "..." Like a million freaking times and everyone had only four expressions: Happy, Neutral, 'OMG!' and 'OH NOES!'


I blame the financial aid office for *destroying* my spring break and I will never forgive them for it.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Is it possible to die from boredom?

I actually think it may be.
It's called atrophy of the brain.
... BRAAAAAIIN!!!!!

Speaking of brains:

Thanks to Warren Ellis the "how to **** a dolphin" website is the FIRST search result on Google when one types the phrase: "how to make sex with" as of 1:24 pm today.

I blame the weather.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Makes The Day Worthwhile

There is a direct correlation between the average temperature, clearness of the sky, snow accumulation and my mood. As temperature drops, I want to move less. As snow accumulation increases, I don't want to go outside. As the overcast becomes more dense, the more I sleep. I hate winter, we've been pumping crap into our air for hundreds of years and *this* is supposed to be global warming?

This is the only thing I've seen today that makes it worthwhile.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

I Have No Faith in DRM

Aside from the whole fair-use and trust arguments:
As it is being implemented right now, the whole point of Digital Rights Management is lost in a tangled logical mess of legal pit-falls and industry-crushing bylaws. As it is right now, DRM serves only one purpose: To make the legal industry unreasonably wealthy at the expense of another legitimate, economy-driving industries that which a lot of people have stock and stake in.
This is not fair.

Thus far, DRM's implementation has been completely absurd. Sony's DRM is packed with mal-ware, and therefore: a dangerous and inferior product. Now Intel is saying "if you use our DRM, and it gets cracked, you have to pay our lawyers 8 million dollars"...
There's a selling point... Buy our product so you CAN BE LIABLE to pay a lot of money....

Companies that do this are supposed to go out of business, WHO THE HELL actually purchases these products?! HOW IS THIS SELLING AT ALL?

Are the record company's executives COMPLETELY INSANE?!


If DRM (as it is now) does manage to stop piracy, it will manage to make the electronics devices of the future *completely inoperable* and probably make the electronics industry (which employs millions of people, through manufacturing, R&D, marketting and retail) suffer tremendously in lost revenue. What a way to kick an economy in the balls...

Crazy Crush Fetishists

Via Warren Ellis

About a woman in China who allegedly crushes little kittens' heads beneath her stilletto heels, possibly for erotic purposes. The Chinese seem to be quite a bit disgusted by this.

Seriously, whatever happened to imagination? Is it not possible to visualize this act in one's head rather than harming the actual animal to get off?
She says at the end: "It's about the experience, you wouldn't understand"...

I hate(d) my apartment management

[EDIT]
I spoke with the manager between classes, and apparently, the threatening notice is just to get the owner of the vehicle into the office. It's an attention-grabbing mechanism.
Apparently, my car won't be towed... I just have to move it to the other side of the lot... Doesn't make much sense does it? Well it does: it's kind-of complex...

Fort Collins has a law that says that anybody who has a vehicle with expired (even freshly expired) plates on their property will have to pay a fine if the vehicle is not removed in a certain amount of time. Regardless of who actually owns the vehicle.
The plates on my car did expire a few days ago: I was going to take it down south this weekend to do emissions and renewal. Apparently, this weekend is not soon enough for the all-pervasive police force up here in Soviet Fort Collinstan. They sent a warning letter to my apartement's managment that basically said:

Commrade Landlordsky,
We are concerned as to your compliance with the gloriously infallable laws we have set forth to keep questionable motor-carriges from tainting our beautiful homogenized community. The police have been watching your parking lot for some time, and our Frivolous Compliance Unit has noticed that the vehicle with the license plate ***-*** has just expired. This is an outrage, and I am personally offended by your lack of ability to brutally force your tennants into compliance. Even though the vehicle is obviously of low value, you ought to have it towed away and held for a ransom of four times the vehicle's blue-book value. This is merely a Recommendation (the Recommendation Enforcement Squad will be by in two weeks to determine if your response to this was satisfactory)

Signed, the Commisserat of Orderly Conduct (The Fort Collinstan Polizei)


That's not the letter they sent, of course.

Anyway, so now I have to park on the other side of the lot, and try to back the rear licence plate into a bush or something, since the FoCo police obviously have nothing better to do than threaten students with tight budgets and without the wherewithall to just up and drive down to Broomfield and register their car on a freaking whim.
Are there just not enough people smoking joints and stealing traffic-cones or something? Obviously, the Police in FoCo get far more budget than necessary to keep Fort Collins safe. To the point that I'm actually more scared of the police than of crime...

"Oh no! It's the police! We can't run or defend ourselves if they try to take our money or else they'll throw you in their car and take you away! ...Or if happen to be a minority: They might beat you the hell up!"


[Original Post:]

As they are attempting to conspire with a towing company to steal my shitacular car.
This morning I found a tow-notice on my vehicle saying "This Vehicle is Unlicenced or Inoperable: Please Tow it away within 24 hours". High winds blew it off the windshield by the time I got down to see what it was. But there was another one on a different car as well.

I swear, if they tow my car, I will sue the managment *AND* the towing company not for illegal towing (because it is technically legal to tow anyone at anytime for any reason no matter how subjective or frivolous) BUT RATHER: I will press charges for theft and try to get at least someone's license revoked or slapped with a heavy fine. If they have to break into my car to move it, I will sue them for invasion of property with the intent to steal, and vandalism.

No sympathy for greedy opportunists. NONE AT ALL.

Friday, March 03, 2006

The Power of 5 +1 has Fallen Into The Wrong Hands

Well, I finally replaced those filthy-rusted disposable razors I bought way back in December of 2004 (and used all the way up until now) with that crazy example of hygenic-overkill: The five-bladed market-engineered Gillette Fusion. The commercial for it is stupid, the entire marketting behind it is stupid. I was sold exclusively, by the fact that it has more blades than the unsanitary implement of shavery that I was using prior. I saw it in the store and decided right there, "I want to glide five tiny razors across my acne-pitted and shave-deprived face!"
Maybe it was also the level of indirect sex appeal. I couldn't help but associate the name "Fusion" with the *obvious* sexual connotation as well as the obscure referrence to the fourth season of Zoids. That's two sexual referrences for me.

mmm... Blue, Orange, Chrome and pointy. Like shaving my face with a Gairyuki...

Thursday, March 02, 2006

I Am Not a Cultural Reletivist

Because I am a militant secular humanist and I think this (among countless other things) is dumb:
Saudi Arabia bans BoingBoing
Because Allah-forbid people from reading something remotely intelligent that isn't spoon-fed to them by a government which beleives that permanently disfiguring and mutilating the human body is proper punishment for petty theives.

Please, someone. Can we hurry up and *not* have to depend on this crazy nation for oil *SOON*?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

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What's funny is how not difficult it was to find this.

Don't Stick That in There!

Things I have Entered in the Search box on Warren Ellis' site:

-Nuclear-Powered Wanking Machine
-Floaty Disembodied Vagina S3x
-Tit Party
-"That's 9000 volts... RIGHT IN THE TESTICLES!"
-Rectal Drill
-Psychotic Back-Door Pulse Fu[king
-Zomborgy
-Military Fetish
-Man-Douche
-Oozing Smashed Testicles (From Derek)
-Palm-humping

Don't google these phrases. As I'm sure many of them actually *exist*.

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